Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US
Andy Borowitz The Borowitz Report
U.S. President Donald Trump and Elon Musk attend a press conference in the Oval Office of the White House. (photo: Nathan Howard/Reuters)
03 June 25
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."
“Any drugs that come in will have to go through Elon,” Trump said. “I can’t wait for Elon to go wild on drugs.”
Musk will discharge his new duties as head of a rebooted DOGE (Drugged Oligarch Governing Erratically).