The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

The much-anticipated reopening of Notre-Dame Cathedral on Saturday was ruined by the appearance of the Antichrist, observers said.

Beelzebub, who had traveled from Palm Beach, was heard loudly complaining that he had come “all the way to Notre Dame and there was no football game.”

He later disrupted the ceremony by loudly hawking a shipment of $60 Bibles he had just received from China.

French president Emmanuel Macron apologized to the world for inviting the Archfiend, but added, “At least he didn’t bring Hegseth.”