Musk Declares Social Security Recipients Can No Longer Work From Home

Andy Borowitz / The Borowitz Report
Musk Declares Social Security Recipients Can No Longer Work From Home Elon Musk during the 60th presidential inauguration in the rotunda of the US Capitol in Washington, DC, on Jan. 20. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images/Bloomberg)

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Asserting that “this is what we do at all my other companies,” Elon Musk announced on Monday that, henceforth, Social Security recipients will no longer be permitted to work from home.

“When I started running the Treasury Department and saw all those checks going out, I was like, ‘Wait, where are all these people?’” Musk told reporters. “It turns out that they were all remote, which is insane.”

Musk said that, if those on Social Security want to continue receiving benefits, “they can haul their asses down to the U.S. Treasury offices in Washington and get to work—no exceptions.”

Across the country, Social Security recipients protested that the new requirement was inhumane because it would force them to come into contact with Musk.

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