Musk Declares Social Security Recipients Can No Longer Work From Home
Andy Borowitz The Borowitz Report
Musk Declares Social Security Recipients Can No Longer Work From Home
Andy Borowitz The Borowitz Report
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“When I started running the Treasury Department and saw all those checks going out, I was like, ‘Wait, where are all these people?’” Musk told reporters. “It turns out that they were all remote, which is insane.”
Musk said that, if those on Social Security want to continue receiving benefits, “they can haul their asses down to the U.S. Treasury offices in Washington and get to work—no exceptions.”
Across the country, Social Security recipients protested that the new requirement was inhumane because it would force them to come into contact with Musk.