Melania Says She Is Proud of Nude Modeling but Embarrassed About Marriage

Andy Borowitz / The Borowitz Report
Melania Says She Is Proud of Nude Modeling but Embarrassed About Marriage Former first lady Melania Trump. (photo: Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

In a new video released on Monday to promote her forthcoming book, Melania Trump revealed that she is proud of her nude modeling work but “deeply embarrassed” about her marriage.

“I’m glad that I posed for those nude photos, which are an artistic celebration of the female form,” she asserted. “Conversely, there are pictures of me with Donald Trump all over the Internet and I can't take them down."

"I ask the American people to focus on my nude modeling and try to forget about the other thing,” she added.

While admitting there was “no excuse” for having married Trump, she said, "You do things for money when you're young that you regret for the rest of your life.”

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