JD Vance to Serve Rest of Ghislaine Maxwell’s Prison Term
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JD Vance gestures while speaking during a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. (photo: Kent Nishimura/Getty Images)
28 July 25
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“JD wasn’t thrilled about it, quite frankly,” Trump told reporters. “He was crying like a dog.”
“I told him to be a man,” he said. “It’s only 20 years.”
As for Maxwell, Trump said, “I wish her well,” adding that he that he expects her to be “a terrific vice president.”
