The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. raised eyebrows at a Trump rally on Tuesday by sharing a recipe for turducken using a bear, a whale, and a worm.

“I know that Thanksgiving is still a few months away,” Kennedy told a confused MAGA crowd. “But it’s not too early to start scavenging for a dead bear and whale head, and checking to see if you have a worm in your brain.”

As Kennedy outlined the preparations for the unusual delicacy, Donald J. Trump could be seen offstage making a frantic throat-slitting gesture to aides.

Kennedy was absent from the next campaign stop, having been shoved from Trump’s limo and left on the side of the highway.